"Nah. Your early birthday gift."
First thing that came to my mind was that this has to be some joke
because it was super random plus
this wasn't what I had wanted for my birthday present.
I've already requested for something this year even though my birthday is around 3 months away. Hahahaha.

I asked my mum, "What is this?" because I knew it was some kind of joke already.
Immediately she said, "If you don't want it then fine, I'm taking it back."
Anything free is good so I said to her, "WAIT. Let me open it."
While I opened the paper bag I was being hopeful that maybe my mother was ACTUALLY being nice...for real so I started hoping that it was like a wallet or a clutch given the size of the paperbag. . . .
but then . . . .

It turned out to be a small rectangular shaped box -_-"
*POOF* went the imagery of a wallet or clutch in my head.
As I slowly untied the ribbon . . . I took a peek of it and thought that it was a belt so I was telling myself ooohh not bad not bad . . . .
UNTIL I TOOK IT OUT . . . .

AND realized it was a freaking lanyard T_T
DAMN potong stim.
I KNOW my mother so well.
Purposely want to potong my stim.
Make me excited over nothing. Pffft.
She was just playing with me by saying it was my birthday gift.









